Gettin’ Silly With It

I don’t feel that many comments on the Alito confirmation hearings are necessary. He will likely gain approval of the Senate the same way other Justices have—refusal to commit themselves to rulings before hearing cases. It’s a logical, and reasonable strategy, given the circumstances of any hypothetical trial are strictly hypothetical and irrelevant.

But let’s see how much further the media wants to continue their campaign claiming ‘the seriousness of the allegations warrant some degree of credibility and investigation’ when the following rumors hit the AP wire: the Clinton’s filmed child pornography in the Lincoln Bedroom, Senator Feinstein performs coat hanger abortions for needed South Dakotans, and Senator Reid frequently transmits STDs to his elderly rape victims from Las Vegas prostitutes.

So, yeah, Judge Alito wants women barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen. Senator Kennedy also wants to eat your babies. Shall we play another round?